Good Dog Nigel

Arf, Arf, he goes, a merry sight,

Our hairy little friend,

Arf, Arf, upon the lampost bright

Arfing round the bend.

Nice dog! Goo boy,

Waggie tail and beg,

Clever Nigel, jump for joy

Because we're putting you to sleep at three of the clock, Nigel.

Oh, Jojo! Get back.

Copyright © 1964, John Lennon